Episode 17

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[WGM Goguma 310710]
After a week of practice, now the actual driving test

H: I think we should go in there.
Y: Good luck.
H: Fighting!
MC Kim: I think Yong is very nervous.
H: Don’t be nervous.
MC Park: Whereas Hyun looks calm.

Announcement: Thank you for visiting our test track, I wish you all the best of luck with your test. Now we will start the test.

Seulong: It’s time.
MC Park: I think they both did enough practice, but since there’s a bet…
H: First, must wear a seat belt, then the gear lever, and left indicator light….

As the test goes on soon there appear quite a few who are disqualified.
H: Where did he make a mistake?
Y: Hmm?
H: Where did he make a mistake?
Y: A test…? That I studied (his mind is somewhere else)…?
H: No, I mean where do most people make a mistake? (so that I know) where I should pay attention….
Y: Hmm…a traffic light.
Na Young: Yong looks so lost.
Applicant No. 303, Jung Yong hwa.
Seulong, Jinwoon: Look at his expression!
MC Park: We are nervous, too.
H: Fighting! Good luck.
Y: See you soon.
H: You should pass!
MC Park: Wow, look at his face!
Na: He looks so nervous.
Y (not even wearing a seat belt): OK, ok, ok!
An examiner: You should wear a seat belt.
Y: Ah…!
H: A seat belt! Don’t get nervous.
Y: See you soon, I’ll be back in no time.
NY: It’ll be really humiliating if he fails in front of his girlfriend.
Seulong: It’s really embarrassing.
MC Kim: Especially for men, they want to do better in front of their women.
MC Park: That’s right.
H: Fighting! (giving Yong a hi-five)
MCs: Aw~~~~~

You have to score over 80 out of 100 in 12 mins 45 secs.
Test1: coming to a halt at a slope for 3 seconds.
NY: He must pass!
H: He’s doing fine, good.
Test 2: Three point turn in 2 mins.
Seulong: He’s good.
MC Park: Well done.
Announcement: No. 17, disqualified.
MC Park: What?
Seulong: It’s No. 17, He is No. 25.
MC Park: It startled me.
Na: Me, too.
H: What should I do, this is no joke.
MC Park: Now he is approaching a crossroads.
Auto-tone voice: passing over a stop line, 5 points deducted. Passing over a traffic sign, 5 points deducted.
MCs: Again!
MC Kim: He can’t think straight now.
MC Park: -10 points!
Na: It’s okay, he’s still got another 10 points.
MC Park: Now he’s only got 10 points till the disqualification.
MC Kim: This is making me nervous.
MC Park: Me, too. I don’t think I can watch this.
Auto- tone voice: Emergency! Emergency! Emergency! (Y making a halt and pushing the emergency button)
MC Park: So he did it alright, didn’t he?
H: He’s doing well, he’s not nervous at all.
Current score 90, and the last test: parallel parking in 2 mins!
H: Now things have come to this, it makes me nervous.
Seulong: He has to touch the white line.
Na: Just a little bit more!
(Y’s second try) Now just keep going!
Jinwoon: His front wheels are not in.
NA: Front wheels, just a little bit more!
(Y should have stayed there and kept going just an extra inch, but…)
MCs: Ah……………….!
Y: There’s a beep when I (his wheels) touch the white line, right?
(An examiner ignoring his question)
Auto-tune voice: Over time, 1 point deducted.
MC Kim: It’s only one point! Now hurry up!
Auto-tune voice: Over time, 5 points deducted.
MC Park: Now his score is 84! This is driving me crazy!
H: He shouldn’t get nervous!
Jinwoon: Back wheels are in, OK!
Na: OK, push it little further!
(Y stops at the same position again) Auto-tune voice: Insufficient marks, you didn’t pass.

H: What? What? What?
NY: I think he stayed there too long.
H: Why?
An examiner: Your front wheels were not in properly.
Seulong: Ah…. Just an inch short!
An examiner: You should have pushed it a little further.
H: Should I? Because there’s no beep….
H: Oh….No!
Announcement: Applicant No. 301, Seo Joo Hyun.
H: Yes!
Y: I wasn’t in properly.
H: What? Why? What happened?
Y: I don’t know. I got 10 points deducted over there.
MC Park: After you fail, suddenly you become chatty.
H: Fighting! What should I do?

(Backroom interview)
Q: How did you feel at that time?
Y: It was… really…really embarrassing. No matter whether I passed or failed, I should have come back unfazed. But I came back in the passenger seat. As soon as I saw her face, I could see her thinking ‘Oh, he failed. What should I tell him?’. When she asked me ‘Are you alright?’ and tried to cheer me up…..Hah (with a deep sigh)……I missed her.

Y: Good luck!
H: Fighting!
MC Park: So, if Yong loses the bet, he will dance in a sailor jacket.
An examiner: Are you nervous? Fighting!
H: Thank you.
Jinwoon: Why is he being so nice to Hyun?
Y: Oh…!
Jinwoon: He suddenly looks so tired. Look at the dark circles under his eyes.
H (to herself): On a slope, halt for 3 seconds, then release the clutch.
Seulong: She’s so calm.
MC Park: She’s good.
Seulong: Look at her expression.
MC Kim: She’s doing well.
H (to herself): Well done.
MC Park: She’s doing self-hypnotism, speaking to herself.

(Backroom interview)
Y: The worst scenario will be that only Hyun passes and I fail.
His worst scenario will come true?!

Jinwoon: Turn round the corner while holding the wheel~
Seulong:…says who’s been driving only 4 days.
Seulong: Oh, she overdid it.
Jinwoon: It’s OK,OK, just pay attention to your right.
MC Park: We discovered last week that when Hyun’s concentrating, her nostrils flare. Look!
MC Kim: She’s very calm.
NY: What’s he(Y) thinking?
Seulong: Her score is perfect, so far.
H (to herself): I should step on the accelerator to finish in time.
Na: Just by the look of her, she’s like a racer.
H: Well done.

(BANG!!!)
Mcs: What?!!!!!!
(Around a corner, her back wheels went over the curb)
Announcement: No. 25, Back wheels warning, you’re disqualified.
MC Park: Just like that?
Jinwoon: Yes, because it could be an accident.
MC Kim: She was driving way too fast.
H: I can’t believe this.
Y: Hah…… how come it became like this…?
MC Park: To be honest, it will be a shock but I think at the same time he’s relieved, too.
MC Kim: So It’s a draw.
An examiner: It’s a pity.

(Backroom interview)
H: Hah…….. Out of body experience! What should I do?!
(stage 1) Uhhhhh………!
(stage 2) Uhhuhhung…..!
(stage 3, knocking her head) ‘hello…?’

NY: But that’s OK, she only went over the curb, I once bumped into another car during my test.
MC Park: Really?!

H: Uhhuhhhung….. I failed!
Seulong: At least one of them should have passed!
Y: Like husband, like wife.
H: I went over the curb. (with her aegyo)I did it when the test was nearly over….
Y: Me too!

Announcement: Applicants, please take back your documents.
H: Thank you (taking her bag from Y)
MC Kim: There’s no use complaining now.
Y: Let’s go.
H: This way.
H: I’m so frustrated.
Y: Yes, me too.
What happens to their bet?

(Backroom interview)
H: I’m rather glad that we both failed. If only one of us passed, it would make the other even sadder. Since WE BOTH failed, WE BOTH try our best next time, WE BOTH will pass! Fighting! I shan’t be conceited anymore. (Praying?) I’m sorry, was full of myself. You fool, stupid (Babo babo).

H: What should I do now, feel like an idiot.
Y: I hate white lines!
H: I hate the curb most!
Y: Oh, this is a parallel parking line.
H: Oh, I hate the centre line, too!
Y: Let’s go to the sidewalk.
H: No, it’s curb!
Y: Get on my back, get on my back!
H: You didn’t keep your wheels straight with the white line.
Y: Really?
H: Yes, they were like in the middle, or left even.
Y: Yes, I saw it when I got off. (drawing on his thigh) It should be like this…
H: That’s right, It should be like this but your wheels were like this… (drawing on his thigh, huhuhu....)
Y: ….what?
H: I mean… (she keeps explaining)
MCs: OH~~~~~~ Is his thigh a road?

(Yong and Hyun keep talking)
MC Park: If Hyun had passed, they would not even discuss that matter.
Seulong: They would just be silent.
MC Park: Because they both failed, they can talk to each other about their mistakes.
MC Kim: You can call it destiny.

Y: I’m 100% confident that I will pass given another chance.
H: Me, too! I can do it, checking my back wheels…
Y: It hurts.
H: Yes. It does.
Y: Let’s go!
H: I’m just trudging along.
Hyo yeon: Seo Hyun~~! (with Jungshin)
H: I thought it’s Soo Yong.
Jungshin: Did you pass?
Y: Pass what..?
JS: Did you fail, then?
Y: Pass whaaaat…..?
HY: Did you fail or pass? Surely both of you didn’t fail?
JS: I think they failed.
HY: No, they are acting. Why…? You passed, right?
Y: Failed!
H: We both did.
JS: Really?
HY: Look at my eyes and tell me the truth. Really?
H: Really. I want to cry now…
JS: So it’s true.
(Yong explaining why he failed……)
HY: Wow…what should we do now? I prepared everything for our picnic!
MC KIM: It’s supposed to be a celebration and a road test practice.
HY: Since I already prepared all this, let’s turn it into a consolation party.
HY: It’s alright, it’s alright.
JS: It’s alright, bro.
H: I was disqualified.
HY: It’s OK. I got a perfect score, but it can happen.
Jinwoon: Seulong got a perfect score, as well.
(JW + SL, here come our arrogant brothers)
(H telling HY about her test and JS holding Y’s hand.. out of sympathy?)
Y: I was watching her driving and she was doing it so well, so I thought ‘I’m gonna lose’, then suddenly she went over the curb!
HY: It’s OK, let’s go anyway.

(in the car)
H: This kind of thing never happened before.
HY: You must feel empty.
H (hi-five with Y): You did really well.
HY: I thought you would get a perfect score (100). And Yong would get 95.
JS: So he dances to ‘Tell me your wish’.
HY: That’s right.
HY: Because you both failed, you both have to do penalties. You know that, right?
H: No, we try again next time and do the penalty according to the test result.
HY: No, it can’t be.
JS: I heard that it will be about this test.
HY: You’re right.

(Backroom interview)
H: It turned out…. that we both have to do the penalties, such a weird situation. What is going on?
Y: Didn’t get the driving license, have to dance to SNSD’s ‘Tell me your wish’ that I’ve been avoiding so desperately. This is the biggest crisis in my married life.

H: This is not happening.
Y: We’re dreaming.
H: It’s a dream, it’s a dream.
Y: It’s a dream!
H: Yes!
Y: We’re dreaming!
H: Oh! I’ve just had a nightmare!
Y: Wake up!
H: Oh, where are we going?
Y: We’re on our way to a driving test.
H: Oh~!
(HY, JS: Are you guys having fun…?)
H: I can drive as fast as him (there are only trucks in his mind)!
Everyone: Hahahahaha!

H: Getting the full blast of the AC is not good for you.
Y: Why?
H: It’s not good for your throat, either.
Y: Really?
(HY said something I couldn’t catch, but anyway Yong abruptly switches it off)
HY: You guys are really…. (to JS) is the AC too strong? It’s hot in here, isn’t it?
JS: I don’t sing yet anyway.
HY: HAHAHA, I just dance, too!
(Yong trying to block or switch off the AC on Hyun’s side)
JS: He’s not like that at home…
(HY, H laughing, Y giving JS the eye)
H: What is he like at home, then?
JS: No….
HY: Why are you staring him like that? He can’t talk!
Y: No, I’m curious, too!
H: What is he like at home?
HY: Do you think he has more aegyo (charm) in front of Hyun or less?
JS: I think more.
(Yong has more aegyo in front of his wife, Hyun)
HY: That’s natural, right?
H: Is that so?...Amazing!

(at the park)
Y: Duck, Duck!
(children with no response, but MC Park responds to Y: ‘Quack Quack’)
Everyone: It’s really nice in here!
JS: It’s like in Avatar.
H: Really!
Y: Jungshin, run! Quickly! You have to run like this!
Y: When I first saw Avatar, I was like ‘OH! OH! OH!’
H: Yes, especially in the beginning!
H: Oh, the seed of life!

translations credit: j2dlee@soompi